Proof

This morning was just more proof that the universe does not want me to be on time for anywhere and leaving early is dangerous to my health. I got up and ready with 10 minutes to spare, went to walk out the door and my mom stopped me because my pants were splitting. Hadn't split yet, but the fabric was stretched so thin in one spot that you could see my underwear. (That's what I get for buying things off the clearance rack >.<) So I had to rush back inside and navigate the obstacle course that is the room in the morning, find new pants, wait for granny to get out of the bathroom, change, explain the situation to the g-parents (cause they get offended if we don't answer them or don't explain in full) and rush back out the door. Thanks to the Universe, I had to zoom to work faster than is safe and started my morning super stressed. Clocked in 1 minute late, which doesn't seem like a lot but, as I learned from Disney, is more than enough to send your career downhill. I'd love to be on time. Hell, I'd love to be early for everything, if I could! But every time, and I mean EVERY. TIME. I try to be early, something bad happens. My pants split or my car dies or I witness a traffic accident or I get a ticket. It's easier on everyone if we just bend to the inevitable will of the universe and accept that I'm going to be late for everything, always. Forewarned is forearmed anyway, eh?

Because I'm a bad daughter

I decided to be a nice daughter and turn my fan off last night since mom was complaining about the noise it makes. Woke up late with a heavy chest, trouble breathing, and severe congestion. I really need to learn to be a bit more selfish before I kill myself >.<

The biggest problem with...

...getting Gay Marriage legalized is that religion keeps getting in the way. If the government is more concerned about pacifying religious forces than about basic freedom and rights, then the solution is simple. Found a religion that has Gay Marriage at the core belief. Ta-da! Problem solved. The government will have to approve gay marriage or risk offending a religious community. And we all know how much they hate to do that.

Horoscope 5/29/12

Catching up on Glee...

.... and every other commercial begins, "You know what's exciting? Graduation."

No, actually, I don't know. Thanks for hammering home the fact that I've completely failed at the one thing in my life I considered really important.

YMCWhat?

I signed up for a membership at the Y today. Walking through the building I was all, 'Yeah, this is gonna be awesome, let's do this!'. By the time I got home after work I was more like, 'Uunngh,......no.' I better find some motivation pronto, or that's $200 down the drain that I really should have used on something else >.<

Horoscope 5/8/12

I should really get this tattooed. On my forehead. It could act as a warning label for what you're about to get yourself into if you try to talk to me.

Horoscope 5/7/12

Ill with wanting...

All I want right now is a kiss. I remember exactly when my last kiss was and it wasn't a very happy moment. All I want, all I can think about, is finding someone that wants to kiss me so much they just do, and damn the consequences. All I want is to be wanted. :/

Awake...

Whoever you are, we better be having one hell of an adventure.

2 am

I need to remember this.